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Doggy door in oval office |
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At press conferences, instead of "Mr. President," reporters shout, "Here fella!" |
8. |
Goodbye Whitewater scandal, hello toilet bowl water scandal. |
7. |
Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story fire hydrant. |
6. |
U.S. might have more coherent foreign policy. |
5. |
Public enemy #1: That neutering bum Bob Barker. |
4. |
Secret service and CIA dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon. |
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Country really run by dog's smarter poodle wife. |
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Here's your new national anthem: (videotape of dog barking x-mas jingle). |
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One word: sausage-gate. |
