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Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! --Elaine Sherman
There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. -- Unknown

No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.
-- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get.
s -- Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. -- Miranda Ingram

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. -- Truman Capote

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work. --Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him. -- Jack Handey

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